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Match Thread - Bournemouth
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Again I am late with the match thread, believe me this is not through apathy but just through being so busy at work!!

THE MATCH - SAT 18TH APRIL 2015 15.00 GMT

I will keep it short - we are playing Bournemouth, the poky little team from the lower divisions who have taken the Championship by storm.  Rest assured, they will hammer us, not much else to say on this one is there!!!

This will be our 20th meeting and we have a record of W6 D6 L7.  In fact we didn't play them in the league for the first time until 2003, since then our record has been W2 D3 L6, so not a great record in that time!!  We did once beat them 7-0 but it was way back in 1932 and try as I might I cannot find a video of that game on youtube!!! Whistle

They beat us comfortably 2-0 at our place back in November, I see nothing in our future that says we will be any better this time!!


CLASSIC MATCH

Really?????? Doh


POTENTIAL LIVE STREAMING SITES

Each game I will post the links to the websites anyone mentions on the thread.  That way its easier to find the potential threads rather than scrolling through all the posts on the thread to find the ones where a link is posted.  Lets see how ths works.

Cricfree Football - stole this one from Larry on the Rangers board.
http://pilkalive.weebly.com - this one was mentioned  on the WBA forum.
http://fırstrowsports.eu - the old favorite that tends not to work as well as it used to!!


WHO'S THE BASTARD IN THE BLACK

Ref - PAUL TIERNEY
Assts - Dean Treleaven and Timothy Wood
Fourth Official - Charles Breakspear

MS will hopefully give us the skinny on this guy in previous Owls games!!


CURRENT FORM

OWLS -    UndecidedAngryBig GrinUndecidedAngryUndecided       
BOURNEMOUTH - UndecidedBig GrinUndecidedBig GrinBig GrinBig Grin

So we get them when they are due a draw, lucky for us!! Whistle

OTHER GAMES OF MILD INTEREST

Wolves v Ipswich
Blackburn v Nottm Forest
Cardiff v Millwall
Huddersfield v Derby
Wigan v Brighton


THE TEAM

Oh, who cares and who knows who he will play!!!  I can guarantee the following:

Westwood
???? Lees  ????  ????
Isgrove ????  McGugan   ????
????  ????

THE BIG MANS LEAGUE

Owlkev    SmartassSmartassSmartassSmartassSmartassSmartassSmartassSmartassSmartassSmartassSmartass
Southey   SmartassSmartassSmartassSmartassSmartassSmartassSmartassSmartassSmartass
Wereham     SmartassSmartassSmartassSmartassSmartassSmartass
Stateside   SmartassSmartassSmartassSmartassSmartassSmartass
Imre    SmartassSmartassSmartassSmartassSmartassSmartass
Thurnscoe  SmartassSmartassSmartassSmartassSmartass
Offshore  SmartassSmartassSmartassSmartassSmartass  
St Charles  SmartassSmartassSmartassSmartass  
Pei        SmartassSmartassSmartassSmartass
Maddix    SmartassSmartassSmartassSmartass
Bottesford  SmartassSmartassSmartassSmartass
Towinjustonce    SmartassSmartassSmartassSmartass
Owlshighgreen   SmartassSmartassSmartass
Madsteve  SmartassSmartassSmartass
Washington  SmartassSmartassSmartass
Kimmy      SmartassSmartass
A57  SmartassSmartass
Chezzie    Smartass
Daffodils   Smartass   
BBB  Smartass 

Back to Score and Scorer, defeats are allowed, you can predict a Bournemouth scorer, no copying.  I know we are all over the place on this due to Maddix insisting on our score first so please indicate who you have winning or put it as it will appear in the papers with their score first!!!  As a bonus please predict the time of the first Bournemouth goal, no copying!!!


SCORE AND SCORER

1-2 McGugan - Imre
1-2 Bus - Owlshighgreeen
1-3 Lavery - Thurnscoe
1-3 Isgrove - Southey
2-0 Wilson - Washington
2-0 Kermorgant - Towinjustonce
2-1 Wilson - Owlkev
2-2 Actual Result
3-0 ?????? - Wereham
3-1 Lee - A57
4-0 Wilson - Madsteve
4-1 Bus - St Charles
4-2 Lavery - Stateside


TIME OF FIRST BOURNEMOUTH GOAL According to the minute only on the BBC

12 - Wereham
16 - St Charles
22 - Stateside, Madsteve
24 - Southey
28 - Washington
34 - Towinjustonce
35 - A57
37 - Owlkev
52 - Thurnscoe
66 - Owlshighgreen
67 - Imre Smartass
69 - Actual Time


RESULTS

AAADA - Thurnscoe
DDDAD - Towinjustonce
DDDAH - Washington
DDDDD - Imre Smartass
DDDDH - Actual Results
DHHAD - A57
DHHAH - Wereham
HAHAA - Owlshighgreeen
HDAAH - Southey
HDDAH - St Charles
HDHAA - Madsteve
HHHAD - Owlkev


Well Maddix said it wasn't easy!!  Smartass for getting 4 results right and  Smartass  Smartass for getting all 5 correct, so if Owlkev is to be caught in the final 7 games someone is going to have to get all 5 right at some point!!


THE MUPPET LEAGUE

I am letting SG out on parole for this one on the orders of DC so that he can prove himself or hang himself!!!

Time for DJ to be brought back in here for this game, its not as if he has anything else to do anyway!! Doh

All others are out on bail!!

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THE FISH PIC

It would appear our new owner is not only a rich guy but treats his employees well!!  Here is a photo of hard working fisherwomen taking a well earned break!!

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KATE BECKINSALE TRIBUTE PIC

The nice little video version is back, so hopefully she can writhe in ecstasy watching us win this one!!

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This thread awaits the Meggo of Statesides choice  Thumb up
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Nice one SCO!

It's nice to be back for sufferday with you all, Alaska is foooking beautiful. It's a shame they're republican assholes up there.

Anyway, I'll go 4-2 Lavery (Bournemouth win)

B'muf Goal: 22

For this games Meggo, Here's Johnny!

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"The opinion of 10,000 men is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject." Marcus Aurelius
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#3
2-0 Bournemouth. Wilson

28 mins

DDDAH
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#4
You need to add a scorer as well Washington!!
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(17-04-2015, 05:04)St Charles Owl Wrote: You need to add a scorer as well Washington!!

Done
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#6
3-0

12 Mins

DHHAH
Neighbourhood Neanderthal knuckledragger
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#7
I can't see us getting any points so will go for 3-1 to them with Lee scoring for us.

DHHAD

35mins (we will surley hold out for a while!!)

I hope we go for an attacking option otherwise we might get slaughtered!! Sitting back looking for that record breaking clean sheet could be a disaster! OR once they score (and the clean sheet has gone) we should go for it!!
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#8
4-0 Wilson

22 minutes

HDHAA

The bastard in the black is Paul Tierney from Wigan.

Our record with this week's Coco the Clown is:

Sept 14 - Man City 7-0 Wednesday - 1Y1R - Sent off Zayatte
Mar 14 - Wednesday 3-0 QPR - 1Y1R - Sent off Dunne
Nov 12 - Wednesday 0-2 Leicester - 4Y
Aug 12 - Wednesday 1-0 Fulham - 5Y
Oct 11 - Carlisle 3-2 Wednesday - 8Y 1R - Sent off Madine
Nov 10 - MK Dons 1-4 Wednesday - 4Y

This guys loves to wave his cards about and has waved his red card in half his matches involving Wednesday. Hopefully SG will have warned the players (doubt it) and left Hutchinson at home.
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#9
2-1 to Bournemouth, Wilson

37 mins

HHHAD
Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only if they are determined to be so. For glory gives herself only to those who have always dreamed of her.
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#10
2-4 Best    oooopss  Big Grin


3-1 Wednesday Lavery
AAADA 
52 mins

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worked on tuesday didn't it  Thumb up


just a bit of fun, this has been posted on several other forums, twitter and facebook

http://m.bournemouthecho.co.uk/sport/128...age.jpg%5D

wednesday fans taking the mick and voting for Bournemouth to be hammered. Judging by the comments their fans aren't happy about it Laugh
Removed until we're actually on our way back  Doh
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