[Maddix]

Imre, Imre, quick, young Thurny is having a wank over some bird in Eastfarm Street tell him to buy a pair of football boots or boxing gloves

[St Charles Owl]

Imre, Imre, quick, young Thurny is having a wank over some bird in Eastfarm Street   tell him to buy a pair of football boots   or boxing gloves  

He needs to find his glasses and stop losing them, at least then he could set his sights a bit higher than Tracey Barlow!!!!

[Thurnscoe_OWL]

she's got something about her and I dont care what you say. She's probably filth as well

saturday was the first time I've lost my glasses, I was very drunk though and fell asleep without actually attempting to properly look

[St Charles Owl]

Yeah, I think most of us saw the quality of the grammer in your posts to recognise the loss of the glasses and the downing of multiple pints beforehand!!!

[Thurnscoe_OWL]

didn't throw up though which is a rare thing nowadays. Covered my bathroom in vomit after derby which was a nice surprise to wake up to

[St Charles Owl]

didn't throw up though which is a rare thing nowadays. Covered my bathroom in vomit after derby which was a nice surprise to wake up to

Better than waking up next to Tracey Barlow though!!

[Thurnscoe_OWL]

I never said anything about waking up next to her

[Southeyowl]

I watch ladies Beach volley ball!

But Golf has never been a Sport!

[peiowl]

Who's that delicious looking bint that's turned up, supposed to be Owen's ex wife? She's bloody gorgeous. Far too good for him. She needs an experienced bloke like me. I'd even send her the air ticket over. She can bunk in with me and the wife.

[Thurnscoe_OWL]

Spoke too soon with 6nations. Wales done us a favour and if scores stay like this we go top on points difference (+34 to Ireland's +33)