[theo_luddite]

There's a surprising number of people that turn up in A&E, according to the nurse sister of a friend of mine, who er accidentally "fall" onto (usually empty) beer bottles too. The beer bottles involved remain completely intact up to at least the point of extraction, fortunately for the poor wearers of said beer receptacles. Strangely none of the so impaled are ever wearing underwear at the time of their er "fall". Now who'd a thunk that wearing a pair of trolleys would improve your balance quite so much?

[Lord Snooty]

It's medically proven that underwear doesn't protect you from such things.

[theo_luddite]

Well, no, I guess a vest or a büstenhalter wouldn't provide much protection.

[themaclad]

[themaclad]

[themaclad]

A guy sat next to me in the bus today and pulled out a photo of his wife.
He asked me Ain't she beautiful?

I said If you think she's beautiful, you should see my wife

He replied with Why, is she a stunner as well?

I said No, she's an optician

[theo_luddite]

[themaclad]

This is the first Christmas that I’ve not been to Hawaii due to Covid-19
I usually don’t go because I can’t afford it

[themaclad]

Wigan fan at Doncaster

[themaclad]