The Padded Cell

Imre varadi · 02-12-2020, 21:25

But it's like everything in life now maddix the world are now seeing what Mexico had to put up with for nearly 100years the wrong people laughing in the faces of the right people and being blatant about it !!

Maddix · 10-12-2020, 00:23

At least whisky season starts on Satdi Thumb up

Built up a collection of aged single malts that now look ready to be opened and make me forget about football Cool

I can send you a picture of each dram if you just pay a pound (or a dollar) into my Nigerian bank account giving your full name, address and date of birth Whistle

Maddix · 15-12-2020, 23:09

(11-11-2020, 18:48)Maddix Wrote: NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT F'UCKING SPEWLIS PLEEEEEASE

Just noticed I posted this on 11/11. How ironic that we finally surrendered on that date too Cool

Washington · 17-12-2020, 02:38

Are the Poles still around? I think we need an extension building so we can all fit in !!

Maddix · 11-02-2021, 00:51

F'UCK OFF

Just keeping you awake while I use a teaspoon to dig an escape tunnel Thumb up

Does anyone have a Gary Bannister poster that I could borrow ? Whistle

Maddix · 04-03-2021, 00:09

Open for business again Thumb up

The piss can is in the corner and the fridge is empty. Slopping out time is 15 minutes after the end of each game.

Huddersfield kits are available in the club shop

It's tuna sandwiches for breakfast, dinner and tea.

Tuna pasta bake is available for those f'ucking idiots who bought the extended season ticket.

For those of you who would like crab, Barry Bannan will be signing (on the dole hopefully) programs in the river Don.

I don't care as I have a collection of 32 malt whiskeys that I am about to drink Cool

Was Wereham Owl · 04-03-2021, 16:35

1st time in here ...looks the best place to be until we get a new owner with a brain !!

Maddix · 06-03-2021, 00:06

I've invited the missis to a 'going down' party tomorrow night, which she's accepted Thumb up

she has no idea that it's not a celebration of our relegation Wink

Washington · 06-03-2021, 03:46

(06-03-2021, 00:06)Maddix Wrote: I've invited the missis to a 'going down' party tomorrow night, which she's accepted she has no idea that it's not a celebration of our relegation

Well with that and the single malts you’ll be a happy clapper !!

Maddix · 07-03-2021, 23:37

It's strange but a few drams work like viagra for me when all the medics (killjoys) go on about brewers droop. Brandy makes you randy and whisky makes you frisky is my motto Thumb up

PS Have we lost recently/again ? Cool

I'm thinking about installing a shower that doesn't work Thumb up

a bit like our football club Laugh