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In a flash, she picked up a nearby newspaper, folded it into the shape of a .44 Magnum and shouted "put the weapon down, punk!"
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#32
You've got me wrong, I was never a punk, I liked Marillion
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#33
"Hmmm! That smells Fishy," Jack thought to himself.
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#34
The paralympian said "find me Kayleigh, I just want to say I'm sorry."
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#35
Ah sorry but Kayleigh is kaylied, as legless as you, you Seth Efrikan Dwaaaarf, spark out on her mum's sofa afer a sesh on Sarah Hughes Black Country Mild and anyway, she's only making plans for Nigel.
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#36
Sounds like she's in XTC.
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#37
Well, if young Nigel makes her happy, she must be happy with his work.
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#38
It was at this point that the Bear came smashing through the front door, screaming that the scary wasp was still chasing him and they should all run for their lives.
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#39
The wasp was bright orange with really bad blonde hair. "This bear is a very bad hombre, very bad and he's trying to spread fake news about me". Said the wasp.
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#40
“But you and your hive colluded with the Weasels to get yourself into power as Chief Wasp and then you fired the Anteater leading the investigation into it. Bob the cunning old fox has the evidence stacking up to prove it” said the Bear.
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