[Jacko The Flopsy Piglet]

Squeaky Yoga.

[Maddix]

F'UCKING TESCO CHINESE TAKE-AWAY DON'T GO THERE, IT'S F'UCKING SHITE 10 QUID F'UCKING WASTED AND NOT EVEN A FREE BOTTLE OF WINE WITH IT

[Jacko The Flopsy Piglet]

Corking sprouts

[Jacko The Flopsy Piglet]

Pink cornflakes.

[Maddix]

Crusty skid marks in 7 day old undies

[Jacko The Flopsy Piglet]

Flakey radishes.

[Maddix]

PREMIER LEAGUE OFFICIALS

[Maddix]

Christmas is coming,
The goose is getting fat,
The wife is already getting mental,
Best ask the bank manager for an overdraft

and plead for some overtime

[Imre varadi]

you twat i was trying not to think about it whilst buying my carcoal among the fefing xmas trees in the super market in feffing september ffs !!!

[talkSAFT]

My local sell-everything shop had got Christmas decorations on their shelves when I went in on 30th August!
With a straight face I asked the Assistant if she'd got any Easter cards. "Ooh yes - I think we have somewhere". I burst out laughing in front of her puzzled face.