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BASTARDS THAT MEANS WE START NEXT SEASON ON MINUS 6 POINTS

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CRACKED IT NOW SHITTY F'UCKING TEQUILA WITH LEMONADE

IT'S ALL I'VE GOT LEFT TO WASH THE BEER DOWN

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F'UCKING CRICKET BASTARDS

AT LEAST THE ARROGANT BASTARD INDIANS HAVE BEEN PUT IN THEIR PLACE F'UCKING KOHLI BEST PLAYER EVER ? MY ARSE HASN'T GOT A CLUE AND I LOVE THE WAY DHONI STANDS BEHIND THE WICKET THINKING F'UCK YOU VIRAT

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F'UCKING CARLOS OUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE TABLE LATELY F'UCKING THIRD BOTTOM AND BELOW THE GRUNTERS F'UCKING USELESS C'UNTS HOW MUCH F'UCKING PATIENCE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HAVE WA'NKERS

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WHERE'S THURNY THESE DAYS ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS A WANKER. F'UCKED OFF WITH THE MILK MONEY THE TWAT

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F'UCKING HELL CHAZ   WHAT'S HAPPENED TO THE CLEANERS ?   THIS PLACE WILL BE F'UCKING HEAVING BY THE END OF AUGUST  AND THERE'S COBWEBS ALL OVER THE PLACE

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AND PIG SHIT ALL OVER OUR NEW LAWN

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I think we might need some earplugs, blindfolds and some of them blow up stick things that you happy clap with

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I HOPE THE CRICKET SEASON LAST'S 'TILL JANUARY

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It's lovely in here much better than the Muppet League