[Maddix]

FISH   DON'T YOU JUST HATE THE LITTLE BASTARDS   SMELL LIKE F'UCK THEY DO  

Careful what you say, Maddix. They'll be round your house, specially the sharks.

F'UCKING SHARKS WON'T KILL ME I OWE THEM TO MUCH MONEY

[Imre varadi]

KILL CANADIANS THEY ARE USELESS TO US !

[Maddix]

GRUNT NUTS

[Maddix]

F'UCKING WIFE TOLD ME I NEEDED A SHAVE NOW I CAN'T WALK PROPERLY WTF IS WRONG WITH HAVING HAIRS ON YOUR ARSE

[Maddix]

UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS SOME PEOPLE I WAS TRYING TO HELP THE LOCAL COMMUNITY BY HOLDING A BBQ AND ALL I GET IS COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE PULLED PORK, SAUSAGES, PORK CHOPS AND BACON KEBABS

I HAD LOADS OF BOOZE AND EVEN A BLACKJACK TABLE SET UP

THERE'S NO F'UCKING PLEASING THESE ISLAMISTS

[Maddix]

AND THEY HATED THE PORK DRIPPING

[Maddix]

I ALMOST GOT LYNCHED WHEN I SUGGESTED THAT IF THEY DIDN'T LIKE WHAT I'D PUT ON I COULD ALWAYS DO SOME GAMMON AND PINEAPPLE

[Maddix]

F'UCKING PREMIER LEAGUE IS WANK ANYWAY WHO WANT'S TO HOPE WE CAN WIN NINE GAMES AND DRAW TEN ANYWAY AND NOT GET F'UCKING MULLERED BY THE SUPER RICH EVERY WEEK. REALITY SAYS THAT NOT ONE OF OUR CURRENT SQUAD WOULD CUT IT IN THAT DIVISION BECAUSE THEY'D HAVE BEEN TAPPED UP BY NOW

[Maddix]

OK, I've had time to calm down and think about it Maybe Westwood could get a seat on Crystal Palace's bench and Lee could be half decent with better players around him at Burnley. But the rest are with us for a reason

And anyone who mentions Fessi needs to remember that the mighty Watford let us have him when they went up just saying like

[Imre varadi]

so a team loaned out managed by a feffing pedo corpse xxxx speedo wearing xxxx has pipped us to the prize !! Wednesday you are wank !