[Imre varadi]

you see my old friend that you have probably never tasted tequila in your life !! its like saying ive been drinking lager or beer and only buying carling or some southern piss !! i once thought like this untill i became a Jedi after being presented 100% distilled tequila from jalisico !!!

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please dont tell me youve been drinking sauza spainsh shit ? or someone managed to sell a crate load of 100 años to some geezer in the dog & duck ffs!!

[Washington]

Imre you'll have to find some unbreakable bottles so you can throw the good stuff over the wall to SCO, SS and me.

I don't want to have to pay an extra 20% because of Munchkin Fart.

BTW it might be good to hone your bricklaying, or better still, tunneling skills

[Imre varadi]

its getting bad down here ill tell you and i live in the non violent part of the country Merida . its getting almost like we might have to do some kind of world war two thing and everyone walk around with some kind of ID letting people know where youre from ! i cant abide this shit and for many years when people have shouted Gringo ive let them get away with it and put it down to there own ignorance and lack of education ! but its getting to the point now where the the brits are having to tell the mexicans that they are Brits and not gringos (not that the yucatecas understand where britain is anyway , they are the thickest race ive ever come across ) but after a quick talk about the Queen and Bobby charlton there uneducated stares of hate become that of bewildered mayan monkeys !! this is also bad for me as a business because i live of American tourists who smash all the ready rental houses up for me to fix and maintain !! its quite worrying times down here and not to mention the mexicans are ready for another revolution with the bigger nastier version of Trump we have . somethings going to kick off bigtime i can feel it in my Tequila !!!

[Washington]

Yep it's only been a week and it's very worrying what this narcisstic egomaniac is going to do next. FFS he just needs to get over that he had a smaller crowd and lost the popular vote and try and do something sensible and in line with actual world order and not 1984.

I heading down to Cabos in Baja California in 2 weeks and feel like I should pack a suitcase full of not my president t shirts - at least I still have an English accent working in my favour.

Unfortunately I think things are going to get a lot worse before they get better and I've never in my life been so keen for another election to come around.

[Maddix]

You think you've got problems The weather has been so crap (and I've been in a whisky stupor ) just lately that I've got six weeks worth of dog shit to pick up out of the garden in the morning Got to do it because there's nowhere left for him to shit and the lucky bastard is getting his end away tomorrow n'all (kerching more whisky on the horizon )

[Maddix]

WTF has Donald Trump got to do with us anyway I think its great that he's the president of one of the old colonies Mock the Week will be f'ucking hilarious for months with that clown in charge

I'm a bit worried about him nuking Korea though but I did survive 99 red balloons

[Washington]

Its certainly giving the media and late night telly over here plenty of comedy material.

Unfortunately most of the related real life stuff isn't so funny.

Who else could introduce a Supreme Court Justice nominee from the White House like its 'The Bachelor' and have a bunch of advisors who would swear black is white or vice versa as an alternate fact.

January 20th just confirmed that a member of the branch of the Monster Raving Loony Party actually got elected into office and who then likes spending his time tweeting turds from the crapper instead of into it.

[Maddix]

I wouldn't worry too much Wash The CIA will have a Kennedy plan

[Washington]

I wouldn't worry too much Wash   The CIA will have a Kennedy plan  

That might be one good reason for the State visit to the UK. Practice for MI-6

[Maddix]

Where's the Easter Bunny