[Maddix]

In line with the new pricing policy I've decided to categorise buckets of water in the Padded Cell

Big hot bucket - 40 Benson's, a bottle of whisky and 6 bottles of beer (must be more than 5%)
Big warm bucket - 40 Benson's. a bottle of vodka and 6 bottles of beer
Big cold bucket - 20 Bensons, a bottle of whisky and 6 bottles of beer
Medium Hot - 30 Benson's, whisky, and 6 beers
Medium warm - 30 B&H, vodka, 6 beers
Medium cold - 20 B&H, whisky, 4 beers
Small hot - 20 B&H, whisky, 4 beers
Small warm - 20 B&H, vodka, 4 beers
Small cold - 10 B&H, vodka, 4 beers

All contraband items can be bought back at vastly over inflated prices once you've used your water  

There's also a 10% discount on the B&H if you're not too fussed about the water being clean and are willing to join my membership scheme for a bottle of Bacardi in advance

[Maddix]

If we'd put another two away we'd be top of the league sack him now is what I say

[Maddix]

And some people say this place should close ?

Not while Sheffield Wednesday are in business

[Maddix]

This xxxx beer is warm bloody women why can't you put it in the fridge instead of bloody eggs and fruit

[Maddix]

Beer and curry tonight

[Maddix]

Wankers haven't signed or been linked to anyone for at least half an hour

[Thurnscoe_OWL]

if it's still dark when you set off to work it shouldn't be able to be classed as a day shift ffs

[Thurnscoe_OWL]

why are women so fuucking hard to handle?

[Washington]

why are women so fuucking hard to handle?

You used too much baby oil ?????

[Thurnscoe_OWL]

I wish. This lass I'm seeing was saying she's upset but wouldnt tell me why which was winding me up. We ended up having quite a big row and I might have ruined it for myself