[Devongone]

The clock on here has been out of kilter ever since I can remember ...... It has something to do with the speed of light and all the stars being no more than a view into history.

[Lord Snooty]

Go to User CP, choose edit options on the left hand side. Then you can change the time to suit wherever in the universe you are.

[SaltergateBorn]

That seems to have worked. Much appreciated, Snoots. Do you charge for consultations?

[Lord Snooty]

No. Amelia is the brains in this relationship.

[Devongone]

At least two hours of space time has passed Snoots, and no one has come on to argue with your conclusion ...........

Dancing will hardly be able to contain himself, Dobbie the House Elf worked his magic yet again.

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL if I can't think of anything I need to say and probably shouldn't before then.