Boing Boing vs Woof Woof

**Lord Snooty** · 10-03-2023, 22:25

Or even the so called opposition parties. Sturgeon has spoke out. Not heard owt from Sir Keith yet. Rolleyes

Salopbaggie · 10-03-2023, 23:16

Great write up Snooty

**Lord Snooty** · (This post was last modified: 11-03-2023, 16:59 by Lord Snooty.)

WBA:
33 Griffiths
2 Furlong
4 O'Shea
15 Pieters
3 Townsend
14 Molumby
35 Yokuslu
17 J Wallace
19 Swift
20 Reach
12 Dike

Substitutes
1 Button
6 Ajayi
7 Rogic
22 Albrighton
25 Chalobah
29 Gardner-Hickman
32 Malcolm

**Lord Snooty** · 11-03-2023, 17:57

Sounds dire again.

**Lord Snooty** · 11-03-2023, 18:57

I can't speyk!

theo_luddite · (This post was last modified: 11-03-2023, 19:54 by theo_luddite.)

Aye, Town weren't much cop either.

Nilled in 6 of our last 7 games. There's only one direction we're heading at that strike rate.

**Lord Snooty** · 11-03-2023, 20:15

Quote:Manager Neil Warnock:

“I’m quite proud of the lads today, and disappointed we got beat.

“I thought we had the better chances - you don’t get better than Lees’ header and the Kasumu one.

“It was a penalty, and it’s a bad way to lose a game.”

“I thought we negated their threats, but you have to take your chances when they came.

“I was glad our fans stayed and clapped them off, because I thought the players deserved it today.

“We have to score goals though.”

Danny Ward felt really bad on Thursday, so we didn’t even consider him. We’ve got too many games coming up and we’ll need him.”

If the old codger's hoping that Danny Ward is going to save us, he's barking up the doolally tree. His comments are becoming more and more Fotheringhamesque by the day. I was hoping, nay praying that this fella was going to perform some kind of miracle, but sadly one's prayers have gone unanswered.

What hope do we now have? The only hope lies in the B team and a seven foot tall striker who still, bizarrely, hasn't yet made it onto the bench for the first team. What's the point of playing long ball shite if there's nobody up there? We can't play this style when none of our attackers ever wins a header.

And there, ladies and gentlemen, rests our final chance at survival. A striker from the non league who still hasn't played in the Championship.

Come on Colin. It's time for Hudlin.

theo_luddite · (This post was last modified: 11-03-2023, 21:10 by theo_luddite.)

I suspect he plays more like Collin Quaner than Peter Fletcher or Andy Booth. How many have pinged in off his thru'penny bit head for the U23's/B team?

I'd be more tempted to go with Harratt, as long as he leaves the pooches at home.

**Lord Snooty** · 11-03-2023, 21:31

Whatever he's like, and he has bagged a few since his return in January, he can't be any worse than what we haven't now.

What's to lose?

theo_luddite · (This post was last modified: 11-03-2023, 21:54 by theo_luddite.)

3 points?

So has Harratt Snoots. We could use a poacher in the box right now Big Grin

Wagbo's teams don't score (often), Corb's teams don't score many but they score a few more. One more than us today I know and but for the penalty it's debateable they'd have scored in open play today.

Rather start with Ward and Rhodes up front on Wednesday, I know it didn't work well before but we've different idea's in the dugout now. You can have Hudlin if I can have Harratt, but both on the bench to start with.

It's debateable whether Town have a forward at any level that could score in the proverbial house of ill repute (with the red light above the front door) for the first team right now.