29-10-2014, 01:54
A bloke walks in to a bar, orders a drink, and then hears piano start playing. He's sitting there, thinking - 'Hey, this is good', so he turns around to see who's playing and is amazed to see a cat sitting on the stool playing.
He said to the barman - 'Is that cat really playing the piano'?
"Oh yes", said the barman, "he plays here every night. He writes his own music, too".
"Good god", said the punter. "Have you thought about having it orchestrated"?
Hearing that the cat screamed, shot out of the front door, and they haven't seen it since.
DD
He said to the barman - 'Is that cat really playing the piano'?
"Oh yes", said the barman, "he plays here every night. He writes his own music, too".
"Good god", said the punter. "Have you thought about having it orchestrated"?
Hearing that the cat screamed, shot out of the front door, and they haven't seen it since.
DD
Ubique.