[Dingle-Dingle]

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian War Party.

The Indian Chief rides up and says, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger !"
"In honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But according to Indian law I will grant you three reqests before I kill you.
What is your first request ???'

The Lone Ranger responds in pidgin, "I speak to horse."

The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent
and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in 2 days. What is your second request ?"

The Lone Ranger again says, "I speak to horse."
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde.
She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request ?"

The Lone Ranger now replies, "I speak to horse... alone."

The Chief is curious, but being a man of honour agrees, and Silver is once again brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.


Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says:

"Listen very carefully or you're dog meat !
FOR... THE... LAST... FUKCING... TIME...

BRING GREAT POSSE !"

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