[Dingle-Dingle]

A dwarf with a lisp is looking for a horse to buy...
"I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.
"What sort of horse?" asks the owner.
"A female horth" the dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a beautiful mare.
"Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?"
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
"Nithe eyeth." says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?"
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
"Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a tad narked, but again he picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.
"Nithe eerth." he says, "Now.. can I see her twot?"
Well, the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head right under the horses tail. He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and shoving him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that...
Pleathe could I see her wun awound?" ..

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