21-08-2016, 12:49
I'm tired of the medal table. We're turning it into a substitute for war. Look look look we're ahead of China. Wow we're beating Germany, Merkel eat your heart out.
I'm tired of Team GB. Why the fcku do we need branding? We'll be GB Eagles or Brexit Badgers next ......
I'm tired of competitors having to say all the same things to all the same questions, especially two minutes after they finished.
Of course Mo's great, everybody loves Jessica, mourns at JKT's inability to throw and ability to lose 30cm somewhere in her long jump; Christina, see her smile; Jade kick 'em in the head; Nicola's never going to stop talking and laughing ....an' Trotty will she ever shut up?
But my favourites were seeing Nick Skelton trying to look mature and 58 when tears of emotion needed to be released all over the place, and a hammer thrower called Hitchon who achieved the impossible and got a medal in an event we never have anyone good enough even to contest. Good one Burnley.
And as a big athletics fan here is my advice ....... will someone tell KJT if she just concentrated on JUMPING she would have had a great chance of a medal in both High and Long Jump?
By the way does anyone know what Rishi Persad is for?
I'm tired of Team GB. Why the fcku do we need branding? We'll be GB Eagles or Brexit Badgers next ......
I'm tired of competitors having to say all the same things to all the same questions, especially two minutes after they finished.
Of course Mo's great, everybody loves Jessica, mourns at JKT's inability to throw and ability to lose 30cm somewhere in her long jump; Christina, see her smile; Jade kick 'em in the head; Nicola's never going to stop talking and laughing ....an' Trotty will she ever shut up?
But my favourites were seeing Nick Skelton trying to look mature and 58 when tears of emotion needed to be released all over the place, and a hammer thrower called Hitchon who achieved the impossible and got a medal in an event we never have anyone good enough even to contest. Good one Burnley.
And as a big athletics fan here is my advice ....... will someone tell KJT if she just concentrated on JUMPING she would have had a great chance of a medal in both High and Long Jump?
By the way does anyone know what Rishi Persad is for?