[Dingle-Dingle]

A Dingle walks into a bar, smiles at the landlord and orders a glass of wine. The Dingle looks about and sees a camel sitting at the bar as well. The Dingle asks the landlord, “What is that dirty camel doing in here?”
The Landlord pulls a cricket bat out from behind the bar hits the camel over the head and the camel gives the landlord oral pleasure.
The Landlord looks at the Dingle and says "You want a go?"
To which the Dingle replies: "Yes, but there is no need to hit me over the head."

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