04-08-2016, 18:01
The G/F came back from buying her costume for a fancy dress party earlier.
"Stay there" she said to me, "while I nip upstairs and put it on to show you."
She came back down, opened the living room door and stood before me.
"F%^k me, that's a winning costume you've got there." I told her. "That's the most convincing killer whale outfit I've ever seen."
"I'm a nun, you smart arsed f%^ker"!!! she said.
DD
"Stay there" she said to me, "while I nip upstairs and put it on to show you."
She came back down, opened the living room door and stood before me.
"F%^k me, that's a winning costume you've got there." I told her. "That's the most convincing killer whale outfit I've ever seen."
"I'm a nun, you smart arsed f%^ker"!!! she said.
DD
Ubique.