20-07-2016, 23:04
The pope and Donald Trump were on a stage together in front of a capacity crowd at the Yankee stadium. The pope turned to Trump and said "I can make all these people happy with one wave of my hand", Trump said "so can I". He waved and the crowd cheered. The pope said " but I can make them really happy, a happiness that lasts more than a moment. A happiness they will remember all their lives" Trump said " I would like to see that, go on do it" The pope said " are you sure" Trump said " yes, do it". So the pope turned to Trump, raised his right hand, he waved it suddenly across Trumps face, connecting sharply, Trump stumbled and fell of the stage. The crowd roared approval and laughed liked they had never laughed before. "Told you" said the pope.