[Devongone]

Marcelo Bielsa is the best coach in the world, but he probably wouldn't come and I don't think he speaks English (but then neither do the players).

Mr Wenger would be an ideal fit as the only club manager to have two of his players miss a penalty in this competition.

Sean Dyche is the funniest suggestion so far.

My choice if Mr Bielsa turns us down would be Mr Pellegrini . He looks the part, knows the English game and knows what it is like when the shit hits the fan.