[Dingle-Dingle]

Some African bloke walked into the pub holding a bucket this afternoon. He handed it to the barman and said, "Can you fill this up with water?"
I said, "Blimey, how many miles have you just walked for this?"
He said, "None you cheeky fcuker , I'm the xxxx window cleaner."

DD

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My sister is interested, DD.
Are you all right with her beard, short back & sides, and tattoos?

Short backside...... I prefer something to hold on to. DD