[St Charles Owl]

TITWANK  

Come on Chaz, pay the f'ucking leccy bill  

And you need to apply for a lottery grant to do this shithole up. It's going to be needed when we get to the Premier League  

It's rumoured that EPL teams have running water in their Padded Cells 

Sorry mate, FFP rules prevent me from spending that much money on the Padded Cell!!  Its ok for them prem teams, they have all the mental (health) money from the government coming their way now they have signed their new deal, we simply cannot afford to compete with that until we get promotion!!

But I promise once we get up there with the big boy institutions we can look at making some improvements!!