[spireitematt]

He told injured players that they should rub cheese on their injury and talk to a loved one on the phone while doing it as it will heal quickly. I bet in the Fulham treatment room they don't have deep heat but Blue Stilton and Gorgonzola. Well at least it was cheese and not chillies, can you imagine if you rubbed chillies on a groin injury it would be like getting deep heat on your Snooker balls.