[Dingle-Dingle]

A woman bought a new £100,000 jaguar car and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home.
Halfway home she attempted to change radio stations and saw that there appeared to be only one station.
Unimpressed, she immediately turned around and headed back to the dealer. Once at the dealership, she found her salesman and began, rather excitedly to explain that her radio was not working,and they must replace it immediately, since she only had one radio station.
The salesman calmed her down and told her that her car radio was voice -activated, and that she would only need to speak aloud the type of music that she wanted and the car would find it.
She got into the car and started the engine and then said the word "country music," and the radio changed to a station playing a Dolly Parton song.
She was satisfied and started home. After a while she decided to try out the radio and said "rock 'n' roll" the radio changed and a song by the Rolling Stones came out the speakers!, quite pleased, the woman continued driving, a few streets from her house, another driver shot through a red light causing her to slam on her brakes to avoid a collision. The woman angrily shouted, "xxxx arsehole...
The radio immediately tuned to a party political broadcast from Jeremy Corbyn. DD