08-10-2014, 10:39
Advice please, lads (and lasses).
I'm thinking of having a full body tattoo, but I want it to look really individual, like.
So I'm thinking of having it done in Polynesian for "Don't I look a xxxx?"
My missus says I'll look xxxx stupid in 10 years time, but I think it's worth it. And anyway, in 10 years time there'll be millions of tw*ts like me who want our original skin back, so I'm hoping the NHS will help out. After all, we were all young once and made mistakes, so xxxx everyone else. If it's good enough for pr*cks like David Beckham, I'll have some of that.
I'm thinking of having a full body tattoo, but I want it to look really individual, like.
So I'm thinking of having it done in Polynesian for "Don't I look a xxxx?"
My missus says I'll look xxxx stupid in 10 years time, but I think it's worth it. And anyway, in 10 years time there'll be millions of tw*ts like me who want our original skin back, so I'm hoping the NHS will help out. After all, we were all young once and made mistakes, so xxxx everyone else. If it's good enough for pr*cks like David Beckham, I'll have some of that.