17-02-2016, 02:40
Five men in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian customs agent stops & tells them that it is illegal to put five people in an Audi Quattro.
"What do you mean it's illegal ?" asks the driver .....
"Quattro means four" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just the name of the car," retorted the driver in disbelief .....
"look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons."
"You can't pull that one on me," replies the Italian customs agent,
"Quattro means four ..... you have five people in your car and are therefore breaking the law".
The driver replies angrily ....
"You idiot ! ..... call your supervisor over immediately ..... I want to speak to someone with more intelligence !!"
"Sorry," responds the Italian official, " he can't come now .....he's busy with two guys in a Fiat Uno !!"
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The Italian customs agent stops & tells them that it is illegal to put five people in an Audi Quattro.
"What do you mean it's illegal ?" asks the driver .....
"Quattro means four" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just the name of the car," retorted the driver in disbelief .....
"look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons."
"You can't pull that one on me," replies the Italian customs agent,
"Quattro means four ..... you have five people in your car and are therefore breaking the law".
The driver replies angrily ....
"You idiot ! ..... call your supervisor over immediately ..... I want to speak to someone with more intelligence !!"
"Sorry," responds the Italian official, " he can't come now .....he's busy with two guys in a Fiat Uno !!"
DD


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