16-02-2016, 13:12
The G/F was in the jewellers admiring a big diamond ring. as she leans down for a closer look a little fart slips out. hoping no one noticed she asks "how much is that one?"
The Jeweller said "Madam, if you farted looking at it, you'll shit yourself when I tell you the price!"
DD
The Jeweller said "Madam, if you farted looking at it, you'll shit yourself when I tell you the price!"
DD


Ubique.