14-02-2016, 15:51
A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender, who tells him to shut up and just drink his beer.
Then it is time to pay and instead of giving three £1 coins to the bartender the guy throws 30 10p`s behind the counter.
The bartender is pissed and is on his hands and knees collecting change as the guy leaves.
The next day the man is back and he comes in waiving a £5 note.
The bartender thinks: "okay, business is business " and lets him in. Again, the beer is kind of warm, but the guy doesn't say anything.
Comes time to pay, the man gives him the £5 note.
The bartender goes to the till to get the change, but instead of taking out two £1 coins, he takes out 20 10p`s and throws them all around the entire pub. The bartender says: " there is your f*cking change!"
The man looks around and remains quite calm. He takes out another 10 10p`s, throws them behind the counter and says: "Gimme another beer!"
DD
Then it is time to pay and instead of giving three £1 coins to the bartender the guy throws 30 10p`s behind the counter.
The bartender is pissed and is on his hands and knees collecting change as the guy leaves.
The next day the man is back and he comes in waiving a £5 note.
The bartender thinks: "okay, business is business " and lets him in. Again, the beer is kind of warm, but the guy doesn't say anything.
Comes time to pay, the man gives him the £5 note.
The bartender goes to the till to get the change, but instead of taking out two £1 coins, he takes out 20 10p`s and throws them all around the entire pub. The bartender says: " there is your f*cking change!"
The man looks around and remains quite calm. He takes out another 10 10p`s, throws them behind the counter and says: "Gimme another beer!"
DD


Ubique.