[Dingle-Dingle]

The G/F asked me at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
I declined. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," I said. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asked me if I would like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a chee...se sandwich?"
I declined. "The Viagra," I said, "It’s really spoiled my need for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if I wanted anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
I declined again. "No," I said, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody starving!!.....>>>>>

DD