05-02-2016, 23:11
Aynuk met with Ayli for their usual sunday morning pint and Aynuk could sense Ayli wasn't his usual self..."Whassup wi yow this morning? Yove gorra fairce like a pon o' lard"
"Ess the missus" sez Ayli "Er ay very plaised,in fact er ay spakin ter me"
"Yow count yerself lucky" sez Aynuk."Sum blokes ud ge there right arm for a ooman like that.Woz dun?"
"Well" sez Ayli "I woz gerrin meself ready ter goo to the dogs Friday night when er ad a right goo at me" "Off out again aye yer? Monday yow went darting,Tuesday it was crib,Wednesday it was poker and last night it woz dominoes.Tomorrer night yow con get washed and changed,yome tekkin me out so book a tearble somewhere"
"Oh arr " sez Aynuk, "Day er enjiye it?"
" Wairst o' time "sez Ayli "Er day pot a ball all night!"
DD
"Ess the missus" sez Ayli "Er ay very plaised,in fact er ay spakin ter me"
"Yow count yerself lucky" sez Aynuk."Sum blokes ud ge there right arm for a ooman like that.Woz dun?"
"Well" sez Ayli "I woz gerrin meself ready ter goo to the dogs Friday night when er ad a right goo at me" "Off out again aye yer? Monday yow went darting,Tuesday it was crib,Wednesday it was poker and last night it woz dominoes.Tomorrer night yow con get washed and changed,yome tekkin me out so book a tearble somewhere"
"Oh arr " sez Aynuk, "Day er enjiye it?"
" Wairst o' time "sez Ayli "Er day pot a ball all night!"
DD


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