01-02-2016, 15:07
(This post was last modified: 01-02-2016, 15:07 by Dingle-Dingle.)
A little 10 year old girl was walking, home, alone from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while he turns to her and says.....
"Hey there little girl.... Do you want to go for a ride??"
"NO!" says the little girl and carries on walking.
The motorcyclist pulls up along side her again and says. "I`ll give you £10 if you hop on the back".
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up alongside the girl again and says....
"OK Kid. My last offer. I`ll give you £20 and a big bag of sweets if you will hop on the back of my bike and we go for a ride"
The little girl stops, turns towards him and screams out........
"Look Dad, your`e the one who bought the Honda, instead of a Harley..... YOU RIDE IT!!"
DD
"Hey there little girl.... Do you want to go for a ride??"
"NO!" says the little girl and carries on walking.
The motorcyclist pulls up along side her again and says. "I`ll give you £10 if you hop on the back".
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up alongside the girl again and says....
"OK Kid. My last offer. I`ll give you £20 and a big bag of sweets if you will hop on the back of my bike and we go for a ride"
The little girl stops, turns towards him and screams out........
"Look Dad, your`e the one who bought the Honda, instead of a Harley..... YOU RIDE IT!!"
DD


Ubique.