[spireitematt]

When I was at College and if we had a free period then we would get a football and go down to the local Rec and have a kick about. The Rec was pretty big but open to the roads and there was no fencing or railings around it. We played 4 vs 4 and used the goalposts which were there.

The opposing team had just scored so I decided to get the ball and go on a solo run from my own half, I got past every player and when I was 1 on 1 with the keeper I smashed the ball low and hard into the right hand corner and it kept rolling and rolling and rolled into the road and stopped a bus and held the rest of the traffic up in the middle of the road.

When I was at school I scored a hat trick in a P.E lesson.

I played 1 game for the school team and I missed an absolute sitter which I will never forget. We had a corner on the right hand side and I was stood at the back near the far post and the sun was shining in my eyes and the ball was whipped in came to me and I tried to volley it but instead sliced it and went shocklingly wide.