16-01-2016, 03:10
The waitress was tired of this one man always hitting on her, so she came up with a plan.
"I'll tell you what, Lover. I'll have sex with you on two conditions.
First, it'll cost you £50. Second, you have to guarantee me that bells will ring and lights will flash."
He smiled, handed her £50 and led her over to the pinball machine.
DD
"I'll tell you what, Lover. I'll have sex with you on two conditions.
First, it'll cost you £50. Second, you have to guarantee me that bells will ring and lights will flash."
He smiled, handed her £50 and led her over to the pinball machine.
DD
Ubique.