[Dingle-Dingle]

A Villa fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Villa shirt. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter in a West Brom scarf.

"Hello mate," says St. Peter, "I'm sorry, no Villa fans in heaven."
"What?" Exclaims the man, astonished.
"You heard, no Villa fans."
"But, but, but, I've been a good man," replies the Villa supporter.
"Oh really," says St. Peter. "What have you done, then?"
"Well," said the guy, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 10 pounds to the starving children in Africa."
"Oh," says St. Peter. "Anything else?"
"Well, two weeks before I died I also gave 10 pounds to the homeless."
"Hmmm. Anything else?"
"Yeah. A week before I died I gave 10 pounds to the Syrian orphans."
"Okay," said St. Peter, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with the governor."
Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your thirty quid back, now xxxx off."

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