02-10-2014, 13:17
A few one liners:-
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours and taint mine'.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from Algebra class because it was a weapon of maths disruption.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said; 'Keep off the Grass'.
Finally:-
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's funeral, a voice from inside screams
" I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out"
The Vicar smiles, leans forward and mutters:
"Too late pal, I've already done the paperwork"
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours and taint mine'.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from Algebra class because it was a weapon of maths disruption.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said; 'Keep off the Grass'.
Finally:-
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's funeral, a voice from inside screams
" I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out"
The Vicar smiles, leans forward and mutters:
"Too late pal, I've already done the paperwork"
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.