04-01-2016, 13:24
An old man aged 90 gets married to a young girl aged 20 and goes to his doctor for viagra. The doctor says ''sorry but giving a man aged 90 viagra can be dangerous''.
The old man pleads and begs for viagra, after a while the doctor gives in and states though it can only be taken under strict guidelines and only for five days.
The doctor says take ''half a dose ,skip a day, half a dose skip a day until the fifth day''.
The old man does this for the five days, when his wife rings the doctor and says ''he's dead''.
The doctor said ''I knew if I gave him viagra it would kill him''.
The wife said ,''No it wasn't the viagra that killed him ,it was all that bloody skipping'.
DD
The old man pleads and begs for viagra, after a while the doctor gives in and states though it can only be taken under strict guidelines and only for five days.
The doctor says take ''half a dose ,skip a day, half a dose skip a day until the fifth day''.
The old man does this for the five days, when his wife rings the doctor and says ''he's dead''.
The doctor said ''I knew if I gave him viagra it would kill him''.
The wife said ,''No it wasn't the viagra that killed him ,it was all that bloody skipping'.
DD
Ubique.