[WeeWillie]

Pulis's default 'plan A' lasted exactly 9 minutes today.

I wonder if the penny has dropped with him and he's finally realised that we aren't actually Stoke?

He's probably wondering what the feck he's doing here?

I suspect the rest of us are wondering what he's doing, as well

No need to worry lads.

The Pulis supporters who welcomed him with open arms and called everyone else happy clappers have told us that Pulis is "guaranteed" to keep us up.

So that's a relief, enjoy the game on Monday and look forward to the new year.