[Dingle-Dingle]

2 Jehova´s witness´s rang at my door the other day. I opened it and said, "Oh, merry xmas, do come in, would you like a drink? Tea or coffee or maybe something a bit stronger? Would you like some biscuits or a sandwich? Well do take a seat, now, what was it you wanted, don`t be shy."
They looked at each other, then at me and one stammered, "Err, umm, we don´t really know, we´ve never got this far before!"

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