[santasabaggie]

Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't got out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Karen says she'll go out but says she doesn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, "Mum! I have someone for you to meet."
Well, they hit it off immediately and, after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in the countryside.
Their first night away, she undresses as he does. There she stands, nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday suit.
Looking at her, he asks, "Why the black panties?"
She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore but, down there, I am still in mourning."
He knows he's not getting lucky that night.
The following night, the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit... except that he is wearing a black condom.
She looks at him and asks, "Why are you wearing a black condom?"
He replies, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

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