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In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car.
The nurse asks him, "Beefy, what are you doing?"
Beefy replied, "Driving to Bournemouth!"
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Beefy's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Beefy, how are you doing?"
Beefy says, "I just got into Bournemouth."
"Great," replied the nurse.
The nurse leaves Beefy's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room, and finds Bob sitting on his bed furiously pleasuring himself.
Shocked, she asks, "Bob, what are you doing?"
Bob says, "I'm screwing Beefy's wife while he's in Bournemouth!

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