30-11-2015, 14:44
A man went to get the results of his illness from the doctor..
"I'm afraid you have Yellow 42 - a disease so rare it doesn't even have a proper name.
Bad news is.. you only have six months to live..."
The man goes home and tells his wife.
After the crying, she vows to spend more time together for the final few months together - starting tonight at the bingo hall.
So they both go down to Gala Bingo Hall. In the entrance way he puts a pound in the slot machine.. and wins £200.
He plays bingo and wins every line, corner and full house.
He then plays the national link and wins £20000.
Upon receiving the money the MC says "you must be the luckiest man alive.
You win £200, all the bingo money and £20k national."
The man says "I have Yellow 42"
"F*ck me" says the MC, "you've won the f*ckin raffle as well"
DD
"I'm afraid you have Yellow 42 - a disease so rare it doesn't even have a proper name.
Bad news is.. you only have six months to live..."
The man goes home and tells his wife.
After the crying, she vows to spend more time together for the final few months together - starting tonight at the bingo hall.
So they both go down to Gala Bingo Hall. In the entrance way he puts a pound in the slot machine.. and wins £200.
He plays bingo and wins every line, corner and full house.
He then plays the national link and wins £20000.
Upon receiving the money the MC says "you must be the luckiest man alive.
You win £200, all the bingo money and £20k national."
The man says "I have Yellow 42"
"F*ck me" says the MC, "you've won the f*ckin raffle as well"
DD
Ubique.