[Dingle-Dingle]

A priest is walking down the street and a women standing on the corner calls to him and says "Hey father, you want a quickie, only £5". The priest promptly says "No Thanks" and continues down the street.
A little while later another women calls from a door way of a building and says "Hey father, you want a quickie, only £5". The priest again says "No Thanks" and continues down the street.
Another while later another women calls from a window of a building and yells down "Hey father, you want a quickie, only £5". The priest again says "No Thanks" and continues down the street.
He finally gets back to his parish and goes up to one of the sisters there. He asks her "What's a Quickie?" to which she promptly replies "£5, the same as in town.

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