[Maddix]

PEI, we'll have to let him off since he's a stoodent and mums like nothing better than feeding their offspring.

As a bloke though he needs to learn that the number one sure fire way to impress a bird is to cook her a really good meal from scratch - no packets or instant puddings!

Then you can see how good she is at the washing up!

And if you're lucky you can maybe get to take her from behind while she's leaning over the sink