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A rabbi ends up seated next to the pope on a long plane ride back to Rome.
After a while, the Pope leans over and says "Rabbi, something about your religion has always puzzled me -- those dietary restrictions. Tell the truth, have you ever eaten pork?"
The rabbi, somewhat sheepishly says "Well, yes in truth, I have."
Later, the rabbi turns to the Pope and says "Tell me, Your Holiness -- I've also been somewhat confused about some aspects of Catholicism. Have you ever had sex?"
The Pope, also sheepishly says, "Well, yes in fact, I have."
The rabbi, conspiratorially says "It's better than pork, isn't it?"

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