[Dingle-Dingle]

A man with a fetish for very large women walks into a brothel. When asked what he wants, he says 'I want a really large woman - as big as possible.'
He is shown this enormous woman, but he shakes his head - 'nope, not fat enough. Get someone bigger than that.'
He is shown another, even more enormous woman. 'Nope, still not big enough. I tell you what - give me the biggest woman you have!'.
He is shown the biggest woman who works in the brothel. She is unbelievably big - 'That's more like it!'
He is taken off to a room by the woman, and presently is on top of her going about satisfying his sexual desires. After a few minutes of heaving and groaning, he suddenly stops and says to the woman - 'Sorry. Do you mind if I turn the light off?'
To which the woman replies 'It's me, isn't it? I'm so big that you find me unattractive.'
To which the man replies - 'No, not at all! I think you're a very attractive woman. It's just that the light bulb's burning my ass!'

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