14-08-2015, 20:51
I walked up to a girl in a bar last night and said,
"You look like somebody with a boring sex life.
My mission tonight is to get you drunk, take you back to my house and give you the best shag ever."
She said, "My boyfriend is right behind you."
"Good," I replied. "I'm glad I've got his support.
DD
"You look like somebody with a boring sex life.
My mission tonight is to get you drunk, take you back to my house and give you the best shag ever."
She said, "My boyfriend is right behind you."
"Good," I replied. "I'm glad I've got his support.
DD


Ubique.