[Baggie_One]

Subject: Bad Legs

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive woman sitting by herself and asks,

"May I buy you a cocktail?"

"No thank you," she replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs."

"Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

"No, they spread."

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Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow

”Ooh”, said the presenter. “This is a very rare set produced by the celebrated Jones Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of the last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in really good condition?”

“Sticks”, said Paddy