[Maddix]

In line with the new pricing policy I've decided to categorise buckets of water in the Padded Cell

Big hot bucket - 40 Benson's, a bottle of whisky and 6 bottles of beer (must be more than 5%)
Big warm bucket - 40 Benson's. a bottle of vodka and 6 bottles of beer
Big cold bucket - 20 Bensons, a bottle of whisky and 6 bottles of beer
Medium Hot - 30 Benson's, whisky, and 6 beers
Medium warm - 30 B&H, vodka, 6 beers
Medium cold - 20 B&H, whisky, 4 beers
Small hot - 20 B&H, whisky, 4 beers
Small warm - 20 B&H, vodka, 4 beers
Small cold - 10 B&H, vodka, 4 beers

All contraband items can be bought back at vastly over inflated prices once you've used your water  

There's also a 10% discount on the B&H if you're not too fussed about the water being clean and are willing to join my membership scheme for a bottle of Bacardi in advance