[Dingle-Dingle]

This morning I bought two boxes of XXXX beer cheap at the local Bottlemart.

I placed the boxes on the front seat of the car and headed back home.

I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She spied the two boxes of brew and leaned in my passenger window, her bits nigh on falling out her skimpy top and said in a sexy voice,

"I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"

Without thinking i said, "Brill love,i just spent me last cash on this cheap crap, hope you got some decent stuff. What kind of beer you got?"

DD