[Salopbaggie]

Blimey, Mr John Davies sounds like a sensible and well balanced gentleman. No chips on HIS shoulder, that's for sure 
(...and actually silver, he CAN spell abatuar...)

Drewks, he can indeed spell "abatuar" and that would be really useful if we lived in Panama, but as we speak English "abattoir" would be a far better spelling.  

It is always possible that the dingles do have a fan in that part of the word, maybe from the darkest rainforests, which would account for his apparent lack of knowledge about football in the midlands.